Script: Andrew Dabb
Pencils: Emily Stone
Inks: Patrick Brower
Colors: Cassandra James (née Lovell)
Lettering: Dave Rothe
- Major characters: Dr. Stanwick Dykstra Ph.D., Ellen DeGeneres (image), Hillary Clinton (image), Toxie (image), Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. (image), Juliet Capulet (image), Ness (image),No-Zone
- Originally published in: Lloyd Kaufman Presents: The Toxic Avenger and Other Tromatic Tales
- Cover date: 2007
- Page count: 6